Professions

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I`m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you Know... "Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says" I`m a D.I.N.K, you know... "Double Income, No Kids"

The third guy says, "I`m a R.U.B, you know... "Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you? "

She replies: "I`m a WIFE, you know... Wash,Iron, Fuck, Etc..."